Fantasy Four: Hugh Jackman

Hugh Jackman With Sleek, Yet Rugged, North South Man Messenger

Okay here are my guesses: 1. A photo of his adorable daughter. 2. A copy of People's 2008 Sexiest Man Alive edition. Wouldn't you? 3. A beard trimmer. He has, afterall, been labelled an "Hirsute Hero", and is rapidly bringing back the beard to the mainstream with hordes of admirers. 4. Anti-Perspirant (because apparently, according to Nicole Kidman, Australian men are a different breed and sweat more than the other breeds of men.) What do you think?

Comments

[Aaron M]

So, like, does each adamantine Wolverine claw count as one thing? Cause there's 8 of them. That would be my guess: 8 Wolverine claws. In pairs, of course.

[Singing Canary]

I reckon a teeny tiny Baz Luhrmann is in there. Like, a shrunk-down-by-Wonka-Vision version.

[Bri Glei]

I don't know who this Aaron M person thinks he is, but Wolverine has three claws per hand. That's 6 total.

And the correct answer is, there is nothing in his bag. He just carries it to cover the obscenity-trial that is the front of his jeans. The real question, therefore, is "What's Behind your Man Purse?" Because Hugh can't walk in public without proper covering for that package, his arrest record says so.

[Tina]

Clippings from the People's magazines featuring him as the sexiest man alive. Laminated.