Fantasy Four: Robert Pattinson
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;) Robert Pattinson Totally Toting Stuff Around
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Can I rename my blog, WhatKaraokSongDidTheySing.com because I just have to know what both Robert Pattinson and Hugh Jackman sang at a karaoke bar in Tokyo.
Let's change the theme of this blog for a moment. Here's my Twilight-inspired fantasy four karaoke songs for Robert Pattinson:
- Song 1
- Song 2 (this one isn't so much Twilight related.)
- Song 3
- Song 4
(This should be a duet with Hugh Jackman--just because.)
By the way, thank you all for voting in the poll. Robert Pattinson had a strong lead throughout the entire week. David Beckham slowly crept up in popularity, but failed to top the very popular Robert. Even my sister, who submitted Becks' profile through the Submit-A-Man form, voted for Robert Pattinson, as well.
Okay, now. Back to the real Fantasy Four.
Without further ado, here is my fantasy four for what good 'ol Rpatz is lugging around in his very utilitarian-looking bags...
- Japanese Skin Whitener
- Mace against fans who ask him to bite their babies.
- Pocket Edward
- Book on Non-verbal Communication
Click image for amusing dance featuring Robert Pattinson's head attached to a all-male revue.
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UPDATE!!! I apologize that I didn't scour the web enough to answer my question: "What karaoke song did they sing?" since EOnline.com has the mind-blowing answer - ABBA.
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ABBA + Edward Cullen + Van Helsing = Damned Sexy Disco
Yes, THE Swedish wife-swapping musical theater-inspiring ABBA!
I couldn't be more delighted with this, and I think my crush on Mr. Pattinson & Mr. Jackman has bubbled over now as my imagination runs through all the possible songs they might have sung together.
Maybe based on how Mr. Pattinson is described in the celeb blogs as unlucky with girls, they might have sung 'Take a Chance on Me'
Or for just an overall fun group sing along, they might have sung 'S.O.S.'
In an ideal and beautiful world, they would have sung my favorite ABBA song, 'Fernando'. In this fantasy world, they would sing it straight-faced, and with pitch-perfect harmonizing (I would imagine Robert Pattinson would harmonize with Hugh Jackman, who'd of course take the lead melodies.)
Or, considering Mr. Jackman's great sense of humor, perhaps it was 'Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Man After Midnight)' I can just see the look on everyone's face as they hear the beginning of the song, and assume that it's the more recent Madonna song (that samples Gimme Gimme Gimme,) only to find that they're doing ABBA, instead? I'd probably have a major freak out if I were there.
I just hope it wasn't 'Dancing Queen' or 'Mamma Mia,' because that would've just been silly, right?
Check out the original article: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b103086_kristen_stewart_truth_about_twilight.html
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Reader Comments (10)
Hugh Jackman, I've heard, did rousing renditions of "I Still Call Australia Home" from The Boy From Oz, and Baz Luhrman's "Everybody's Free (To Feel Good)." It was a very inspirational set.
In the meantime: I think you missed two items in Pattinson's man purse:
* silver bullets
* lots of breathmints (you don't even want to know what deer blood smells like in the morning)
the video is AMAZING. i've already watched it 3 times.
in his manpurse:
(1) acting for dummies
(2) the journal that he writes in as edward to get into character (can i just say that i'm DYING to find out what sorts of things the boy has written into that journal)
(3) a mirror
(4) the official twilight perfume (http://www.amazon.com/Twilight-movie-Perfume-Spray-Decorative/dp/B001OAZIS4/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous&qid=1239917022&sr=8-2)
If I were Pattinson I would also have some of those fishing waders for trying to wade through all that tail that is being thrown his way. Really? This guy is supposed to be hotter than Hugh?
I mean really?
C'mon: Wolverine vs Vampire? Please.
Of course, we can always let Hugh be Van Helsing, then he is a straight up vampire killer. Anything to get rid of this silly Twilight poof.
Maybe he has extra copies of his song"Let me sign" for him to pass out to ardent fans. He's a smart one... building a foundation for his future career in music for when the Twilight hype dies out.
For some reason, I doubt that whatever they sang was horrible. Rob is so dreamy *sigh* His voice was probably like the sounds of angels singing...
Okay, or not... but for sure I'd love to see that!!!
I'm glad my favorite vampire made it, so here's what I believe is in his man bag:
1. Unread Twilight book.
2. Angry letters from his Twilight fans regarding him cutting his hair.
3. Jonas Brothers CD... joking of course. I guess there was drama between one of the Joe Bros & Rob over a girl.
4. Somehow... me. He makes me feel like a teeny bopper again!
I'm going to ride the general trend and agree. His man purse definitely contains:
An ipod with the aforementioned George Michael/Elton John music.
Does Japanese skin bleach also have the side-effect of making the forehead and chin grow extra-large?
An empty Costco-sized box of condoms.
And the biography of River Phoenix, because, c'mon, we all see this coming.
1) YSL Complexion Enhancer in Radiant Mauve and Rose Pearl
2) Flask of whisky
3) Buddhist beads
4) A picture of Ed Westwick (has anyone else noticed they are basically doppelgangers?)
they really sang abba? wow. that's officially a dream duet.
It's full of unread love notes from crazy fans, caffeine pills and empty cigarette boxes
Plus a couple of empty cans of diet coke that he can't be arsed the throw in the bin
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