Fantasy Four: Zac Efron

Zac Efron With Beefy Brown Leather Man Tote and Bonus Man Pony Tail

I know one thing Zac Efron has NOT been carrying in his man purse - Q-tips.  But I won't post a link to that shocking photo that I'm referencing.  Too disturbing.  So, in honor of the premier of his new movie, 17 Again, here is what I think might be in that brawny leather backpack of his (I know it looks like a purse, but other photos show that it has two straps that he wears on both shoulders.) 24 Hour Fitness membership card. Scrunchies for when he's at 24 Hour Fitness, as seen in the photo.  I wonder if the top-knot will take off as quickly as his shaggy mop-style has. Hair product & flat iron for when it's humid outside. Wet Ones wipes for when he needs to sponge bath himself.  People say he doesn't like to shower, but let's let the pictures do the talking:  Is he enjoying himself, or what?  Honestly, though - I think the people spreading these rumors about teen heartthrobs going un-showered are clearly just jealous. But really, Zac Efron is more than hair and muscles.  That's just what the imaginary contents of his man purse say about him.

Comments

[akila]

I think he also has:

(1) a blow dryer - even if he doesn't shower, he's going to need to blowdry his perfect bangs

(2) a sharpie to sign fan pictures

[Roz]

Zac Efron's Man Purse Contents would have to be...

*The last 6 minutes of his career
*A guide book for his future "How to be smooth with Cougars"
* AND!!!! His dancing shoes. (since he turned down the lead in a Footloose remake)

[Bri Glei]

There are precious few people I would go for unshowered and slightly greasy looking. That being said, I'm very proficient at showering, and if he needs any assistance, I offer my expertise. ... ...

What were we talking about? Oh yeah, the bag. Shampoo, a script for "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies", and Vin Diesel's phone number.

[Christina]

Oh my, Pride & Prejudice & Zombies as a movie?! Who would Zac Efron play? Mr. Wickham? I don't think he actually has what it takes to play Mr. Darcy.

[Bri Glei]

Why not have a further crossover and cast him as St. John Rivers from "Jane Eyre"?

[M]

Tweezers! Oh and benetint.