Amazing - it's a tie! We could not decide whether Fabio would carry the very ruggedly chic Ellington bag, or the Tiger bag... Personally, I'm surprised no one chose the first bag which looked perfect for romantic picnics and beach getaways.
Anyhow, assuming that Fabio might carry both of those bags (let's imagine that he carries the Ellington bag during the day, and the tiger bag at night,) what glorious items might Fabio hold captive?
I'm going to give three for now…
- 'Yo Mama' jokes specifically written for George Clooney -- just in case. If he can write a romance novel, why can't he write a Yo Mama joke? Except they probably wouldn't be very good. They'd probably start like this - "You're Mama is such a classy lady..."
- Membership card to the Audubon Society. It's one thing to get egg on your face, but to have the whole bird?
- Spare shirts to replace any that are ripped to shreds by his fans, or his muscles.
So what's the fourth item??? Well, my friends, that is up to you! Leave a comment with what you think the fourth item might be, but include your email address in the appropriate field (it won't be published.) Please do not do more than 4 items (there's no minimum.) I'll review them over the next week, and I'll announce the winning 4th item. The winner then will receive instructions for how to receive their PRIZE.
Yes, I said PRIZE! Since this is the first contest on this blog, it's going to be special - your very own WhatsInYourManPurse t-shirt! Have you checked out the Merch page? Do it. Then decide which t-shirt you want to win.
Rules & Tips:
- Do not submit more than 4 items
- Keep content PG-13, PG if you're able
- Keep it lighthearted - no hatin'!
- Deadline is Wednesday, May 27th - 11:59 PM
So yeah, keep it light-hearted. I'd like to keep the tone of this blog playful, but still somewhat respectful. I mean, I may meet Fabio one day and have to look him in the eye. I'd hate to be embarassed by anything I published here. I'd like to keep the tone even more respectful for the amazing and fashionable real-life men who have agreed to be shown on this website. It's just polite!
Ok, so yeah, the contest begins... NOW!