Johnny Appleseed probably made his own man purse.

I'm just saying.  If Johnny Appleseed truly ever existed, I'm sure he sewed up his very own special man purse.  This murse would be specifically designed to faciliate the distribution of apple seeds while one dutifully saunters about the nation spreading apple-riffic joy (and probably religious pamphlets too.)

This post is an ode to the hand-made diy man purse.  The greatest thing about a murse you make yourself is that you can customize it to fit whatever odd thing-a-muh-jig you choose to carry around.  And I, of all people, know you carry strange things around in your man purse.

Like a gun.  No joke.

This rugged man pack holds his laptop, his shades, his keys, and on occasion ...his guns!

"I made this one for a private contractor ( aka - mercena

ry )."

"I designed it primarily for the user to conceal carry into an urban setting and engage in combat while maintaining a low profile."

Ohhh, okay well now I guess the gun makes sense.  In a very scary way.

What is probably the "coolest" thing about it is that it's also a convertible fanny pack! (boo yeah!)

"I have included a heavy duty padded belt that hides in the back panel ( as pictured below ). When deployed it allows the user to wear the bag like a fanny pack on your side. This is designed to provide the user a complete LBS ( load bearing system ) discretely at their fingertips."

So yeah, he's thought of everything. 

Are you beginning to understand the beauty of the home-made man purse?

Well, go take off your pants and make one yourself!

Oh wait, leave those pants on--I have one last question for you.  Why is Johnny Appleseed such a frat boy? (take a look at the pics at the top of this page. Notice the pink shirt, goatee, hempy puka shell necklace??)  I'll leave you that to ponder.  Feel free to comment with your thoughts on the topic.  THEN, take off your pants and make a man purse.

Thanks!

Comments

[purse hook]

I like the bags. They are so cool and very fashionable. I'm gonna try to make my own purse. http://www.pursehookhanger.ca

[Hollywould]

What a fantastic site. It made me giggle and snort! I'm gonna review you on my website and blog site! Thanks for this! a man purse website, who woulda thunk it!

[Hollywould]

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