The Art of Man Purse Analysis

Okay man-purse lovers, are you ready for the results of the 'Inside Simeon's Man Purse' contest? The winner was Courtney who suspected that he had a book, and a wallet! Great job, Courtney--you really have Simeon figured out!

Below are the juicy bits of details I'm sure you've been waiting for. By studying the contents of a pickup artist's man purse, perhaps we will all gain further insight into the complex art of seduction! (Is it possible that man purse analysis is an art in it of itself)

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Vote for Luke Guldan!

I will soon be posting the results of Simeon's Man purse, but here's a sneak preview of the upcoming post on Luke Guldan, host of TrainersTip.com :

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/shows/lxnewyork/Hunky-Trainers-57702717.html#poll

Why don't you check out his video feature and vote for him at the above link? It looks like the contest is ending soon, so get your votes in ASAP!  I'm really looking forward to writing up his interview!

Thanks,

Christina (a.k.a. The Mursenary)

Ryan Reynolds' Baggage (From Alanis to Scarlett)

• Name:  Ryan RODNEY Reynolds
• Age:  32
• Sign:  Libra
• Occupation:  Actor (X-Men Origins: Wolverine, The Proposal, Van Wilder, etc.)

Is Ryan Reynolds (literally) carrying over baggage from his relationship with Alanis Morissette into his marriage with Scarlett Johansson? This is totally man purse related, so I will unflinchingly proceed with this gossipy investigation.

Take a look at these backpack straps from when he Ryan was engaged to Alanis.

Image from JFXonline.com: "Alanis Knows How to Get Over a Breakup"

Now check out this photo of Ryan and Scarlett post-wedding.

Same BAG! Ryan, it's time to get a new bag. As much as I adore Alanis, it's not healthy to drag along the past--plus, updating your accessories is FUN!

Okay, so it appears he does have a new one, and It seems to suit his boho-indie facial hair...

Link to LeatherCraftstudio.com...while still working with this Italian newsie look!

Link to PopSugar.com

Okay, so now we've established that Mr. Reynolds has moved on from his hempy looking backpack to a versatile leather messenger, let's move on to the contents:

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Murse Matchup: FABIO!

Guest blogger "The Always-Hungry Husband" here! Today, as our Head Mursenary prepares for a weekend satchel safari, it is my privilege to peruse the Submit-A-Man archives and present to you a Fantasy Four that breaks with tradition not only in its authorial composition, but also in its conspicuous lack of last names.

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen (and probably a lady again): Fabio.

Thank you Akila for suggesting Fabio to our Submit-A-Man. While he’s never been spotted with a man purse to our knowledge, it’s clear that a man of such prodigious accomplishments must have an appropriate accessory both for the carrying of things, and, um, the looking of good. A metaphor, for your consideration: just as ol’ ‘sinistra e destra’ form the strong foundation of a triumphal Viking conquest-pose, so must Fabio’s manbag maintain the perfect balance of rugged masculinity and feminine sensibility that has made Fabio the undisputed king of romance.

Well, I guess, technically the title of "King of Romance" is disputed by one Englebert Humperdinck, but I don’t think this will become a dispute of or anything. Anyway – on to the show!

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Fantasy Four: Zac Efron

Zac Efron With Beefy Brown Leather Man Tote and Bonus Man Pony Tail

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