Becks Slinks by With a Man Purse Slung across his Body
Both David and Victoria "Posh" Beckham are well known for their lavish and controversial purse-carrying lifestyle. An icon of metrosexual style, many point to the adonis-like footballer as the leader of the man purse revolution. So of course, WhatsInYourManPurse.com is happy to feature David Beckham and his many man purses.
WhatsInYourManPurse.com reader (and my sister), Bernadette, eagerly submit a profile for Becks through the Submit-A-Man form. Here's her Fantasy Four:
Man's Name: David Beckham
Age: 33 Years Old
Astrological Sign: Taurus
Occupation: Soccer Player
Submitted by: Bernadette
What's in his man purse?:
1. Hundreds of pictures of his "Posh" wife, Victoria.
2. Brochures of "The Church of Scientology" courtesy of Tom Cruise.
3. An old L.A. Galaxy jersey
4. A copy of the movie, "Bend it Like Beckham"... afterall, it has his name on it.
Nice list, Bernadette! So what do you think? What else might he carry in one of his many bags?
A Slick David Sports a Slick Tote
David Beckham Carries his Clutch
David Beckham: Sporty &. Spiffy
I'm surprised to see that there wasn't much response to the Beckham post. Well, here's my fantastic four:
1. Keys to Beckingham Palace and Beverly Hills Mansion
2. 2 packages of Super Noodles
4. 2 scarves.
3. 2 pairs of clean Tighty Whiteys
Becks: Delivering a Package
Part of me wonders if I should have altered this post so we'd instead guess What's in Your Pants, instead of What's in Your Man Purse. Adrian Chiles of The Sun suggests an eggplant or:
"Maybe it’s John Darwin’s canoe, or a cash bonus from LA Galaxy, son Brooklyn’s hamster, Romeo’s lunchbox, a scientology brochure from Tom Cruise or festive baubles."
I'll go follow Adrian's lead and go next:
1) An entire bottle of body oil (This is an inside joke with reference to my bachelorette party.)
2) Yet another scarf (he's got a lot!)
3) A lack of body hair
4) Gold?
Now, it's your turn!!! (BTW - you don't have to do 4.)
British, ;)
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What's In Your Man Purse?
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