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Sunday
Aug162009

Simeon: The Man Purse of a Pickup Artist

Simeon "kino-escalates" with my 'What's In Your Man Purse?' business cards.

Name:  Simeon Moses

Occupation:  Bartender/Pickup Artist

Age: 28 at the time of the interview, though he just turned 29.

Zodiac Sign:  Leo

Hometown:  "It's complicated -- Home is where my ass is."

 

(Okay, so it's been over a month since my last post.  I'm sorry.  But this contest will definitely make up for it.  I've got a lot more coming up, too!)

I LOVE VH1's The Pickup Artist. I really do. I've seen both seasons one and two, and am ready for a season three. Can you imagine my surprise when I showed up as a background actor to the set of independent film, 'In World War' and recognized the most recent winner of one of my most favorite reality shows, ever? (Other favorite reality shows include Millionaire Matchmaker, the first season of Making the Band and Project Runway, of course.) Can you imagine my glee when I noticed that he was also sporting a pretty decent man purse? I was bit overcome, really.

I'm fairly new to this background acting thing and didn't expect to recognize anyone remotely recognizable in this local production, and I just didn't have a plan for how to react for such a double whammy. So I chilled out a bit, and just took some time to make sure that it was really Simeon from 'The Pickup Artist Season 2' (it was.) And I thought to myself, how random that just a few weeks ago I was watching him win this reality show on TV (well, on the iMac since we hardly ever watch things on the TV anymore) and now here he was standing in front of me.  I kept thinking to myself, 'Is he going to try and pickup on someone HERE?', 'Is he going to be totally different in person, than from the show?', 'Should I tell him that I recognize him?', 'Will I get an opportunity to interview him for the blog?'

After finally chatting a bit with him during a break, I decided to buck up and ask him for an interview.  What other opportunity would I get to find out what a real live pickup artist carries on his seductive self?  The possibilities were limitless.  He enthusiastically obliged and actually made ME guess what was in his man purse before he would show me what was in it. I've never been asked to do that, actually. Well, let me tell you that Simeon is a very unique guy and even with my experience in unraveling the surprising mysteries of men's murses, I didn't actually do very well with my guesses.

How about you? Can you guess what's in Simeon's man purse? You get up to five guesses (keep them PG-13) and original guesses that happen to be correct will win you a free 'What's In Your Man Purse?' mini button (one per winner, subject to availability.) 'BriGlei' is sporting the mini button he won for his winning guess on Ryan Reynolds' man purse contents.  He says that along with the business cards I gave him, it helps him do a bit of pickup artistry himself. What more could you ask for from a mini button? Deadline is Midnight August 25th.  You can watch The Pickup Artist on VH1, Amazon, and iTunes, as well.

Tuesday
May122009

Murse Matchup:  FABIO!

Fabio - On His Princely White SteedGuest blogger "The Always-Hungry Husband" here! Today, as our Head Mursenary prepares for a weekend satchel safari, it is my privilege to peruse the Submit-A-Man archives and present to you a Fantasy Four that breaks with tradition not only in its authorial composition, but also in its conspicuous lack of last names.

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen (and probably a lady again): Fabio.

 

 

 

Thank you Akila for suggesting Fabio to our Submit-A-Man. While he’s never been spotted with a man purse to our knowledge, it’s clear that a man of such prodigious accomplishments must have an appropriate accessory both for the carrying oFabio can melt hearts AND solder!f things, and, um, the looking of good. A metaphor, for your consideration: just as ol’ ‘sinistra e destra’ form the strong foundation of a triumphal Viking conquest-pose, so must Fabio’s manbag maintain the perfect balance of rugged masculinity and feminine sensibility that has made Fabio the undisputed king of romance.

Well, I guess, technically the title of "King of Romance" is disputed by one Englebert Humperdinck, but I don’t think this will become a dispute of or anything. Anyway – on to the show!

 

I’ve picked out a few man bags for Fabio:

 

Billingham Hadley Shoulder Bag Small (Sage, with Tan Leather Trim)

A compact shoulder bag with compact pouches, this Billingham Hadley Shoulder Bag is a small package for a big man. Disarmingly confident and cutely rotund, this is no briefcase in disguise! Insecure men: watch out, this bag is not for you!

 

Matt and Nat Carton Paltrow Bag

While maybe not quite as nice as Gwyneth, this Matt and Nat Carlton Paltrow Bag is no nonsense without being all business. Plus, it’s eco-chic and vegan – perfect for Fabio and his many causes, including his allegedly rescued dogs!

 

Ellington Otis Elite Hollister Satchel

An uncompromising bag; a bag that laughs in the face of danger; a bag prepared for the roughest adventure, and determined to look fabulous while on it. This Ellington Otis Elite Hollister Satchel is supple, durable, fashionable, and functional - truly an accessory to be reckoned with. Or, I guess, technically, "an accessory with which to be reckoned."

 

Rebagz Limited Edition Messenger Bag (Women's) - Tiger

A bag so raw it demands a narrative description:

"… breathless, with a fire in her bosom like the jungle’s own heat, Shayla froze as the long grasses parted, revealing the hungry eyes of the powerful predator. Her exhaustion melted into a frozen terror – but, as the lithe hunter drew closer to her, sniffing her, circling her, she submitted herself to him entirely, at the mercy of the perfect creature before her…"

 

Your thoughts? And don’t worry – we’re not done with Fabio until next week’s Fantasy Four!

Thursday
Apr232009

Fantasy Four: David Beckham

Becks Slinks by With a Man Purse Slung across his Body

Both David and Victoria "Posh" Beckham are well known for their lavish and controversial purse-carrying lifestyle. An icon of metrosexual style, many point to the adonis-like footballer as the leader of the man purse revolution. So of course, WhatsInYourManPurse.com is happy to feature David Beckham and his many man purses.

WhatsInYourManPurse.com reader (and my sister), Bernadette, eagerly submit a profile for Becks through the Submit-A-Man form. Here's her Fantasy Four:

 

 

 

Man's Name: David Beckham

Age: 33 Years Old

Astrological Sign: Taurus

Occupation: Soccer Player

Submitted by:  Bernadette

What's in his man purse?:

1. Hundreds of pictures of his "Posh" wife, Victoria.

2. Brochures of "The Church of Scientology" courtesy of Tom Cruise.

3. An old L.A. Galaxy jersey

4. A copy of the movie, "Bend it Like Beckham"... afterall, it has his name on it.

 

Nice list, Bernadette!  So what do you think?  What else might he carry in one of his many bags?

A Slick David Sports a Slick ToteDavid Beckham Carries his ClutchDavid Beckham: Sporty &. Spiffy

Thursday
Mar262009

Fantasy Four: Joel Madden

 

Joel Madden With Gigantic Gucci Man Satchel

Here are my guesses:

1. Throat Lozenges

2.  Journal w/ lists like "My Next Tattoo","Angsty Song Ideas", "Badass Baby Names"

3.  Black T-shirt Fabric swatches for clothing line.

4.  Nicole Ritchie (It's a huge bag!)

 

Any other ideas?

Thursday
Mar262009

Fantasy Four: Hugh Jackman

Hugh Jackman With Sleek, Yet Rugged, North South Man Messenger

Okay here are my guesses:

1. A photo of his adorable daughter.
2. A copy of People's 2008 Sexiest Man Alive edition. Wouldn't you?
3. A beard trimmer. He has, afterall, been labelled an "Hirsute Hero", and is rapidly bringing back the beard to the mainstream with hordes of admirers.
4. Anti-Perspirant (because apparently, according to Nicole Kidman, Australian men are a different breed and sweat more than the other breeds of men.)

What do you think?